A cat kneading your lap is expressing affection for you and sometimes also requesting an extended fur rub.
Wow! What a vacation view! I want to book a room for me and the entire staff of a certain business in Chicago. I can't say my name is jensational.
Hey, Monica Lewinsky and I want to rent a room.Bill Clinton
Saw your offer of a tropical paradise. I make $25 big ones every year, so I can afford the price, no matter what you're charging. I need to let you know I'm really important. You need to treat me like a king because I'm next to royalty.Place hire three cheerleaders to shine my shoes and bring me breakfast in bed.T.O.p.s. If you're too dumb to know, I play for the Cowboys.
I only have two rooms available. I have to save them for the most important people. Sorry Bill. Maybe next time?
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Wow! What a vacation view! I want to book a room for me and the entire staff of a certain business in Chicago. I can't say my name is jensational.
Hey, Monica Lewinsky and I want to rent a room.
Bill Clinton
Saw your offer of a tropical paradise. I make $25 big ones every year, so I can afford the price, no matter what you're charging.
I need to let you know I'm really important. You need to treat me like a king because I'm next to royalty.
Place hire three cheerleaders to shine my shoes and bring me breakfast in bed.
T.O.
p.s. If you're too dumb to know, I play for the Cowboys.
I only have two rooms available. I have to save them for the most important people. Sorry Bill. Maybe next time?
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