Why am I thankful?

I give thanks because:

Richard is finally able to enjoy a turkey dinner after three years
Dan'l helped prepare dishes and with clean up without complaining
I have friends who look out for me, miss me and don't think I'm a turkey
I have friends whom I choose to have relationships with because they rock
My dog finally stopped licking me
I can still enjoy dairy products
I have good taste
I've never been arrested
I don't have to warm up the bed at night
And I was able to sleep in this morning and not have to rush anywhere.